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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit

clracomalfoy:

Draco Malfoy Alphabet

pierremiller:

Only real men do this.. 🙏😌👌💯 #justsaying

pierremiller:

Only real men do this.. 🙏😌👌💯 #justsaying

sourcedumal:

sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

SPEAK. THIS. TRUTH

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

owlmansdead:

Impress me

writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.


I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

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